Inappropriate Haiku

Muffin toppings,
Pudgy floppings,
See-through.

Wanna date?
It’s too late.
Cougar.

Where’d it go?
Your mojo?
Missing.

Take a bow,
Take it now.
Nip-slip.

(Not directed at Nancy Grace, but hey if the shoe fits…)

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