Auto Confession of the Day

Confession #756:

During my junior year of high school, I totalled six cars. Two of them belonged to other people who “didn’t see me,” one perished in an alleged drag racing incident, one fell victim to a Volkswagen Touareg, one inexplicably went into full arrest in the middle of a bridge during a storm (Poe style), and one committed suicide into a pond after running me over. I think I may have been a crash dummy in a past life. Either that, or I’m being haunted by the really pissed off ghost of a used car salesman.

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